10: How do you call a drummer?: You can’t. They don’t pay their phone bill.
9: How do you get two drummers to play in time?: Shoot one.
8: How can you make a drummer slow down?: Put a sheet of music in front of him.
7: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?: The knocking speeds up.
6: How can you tell if a drummer has been doing the crossword?: All the squares have been coloured in.
5: How do guitar players get away with parking in disabled spaces?: They put drumsticks on the dash.
4: How do you get a drummer to stop biting his nails?: Tell him to put his shoes on.
3: What does a drummer use as a contraceptive?: His personality.
2: Why are band breaks limited to only 20 minutes?: So you don’t have to retrain the drummer.
1: Hear about the drummer who kept getting fired for having bad time?: Became so depressed that he threw himself behind a train.
